We are a band because Autumn floated from a Fallopian Tube and was born in a Van in the Rain and she farted out a violin. One day she entered an abandoned Laundry Room and at the sound of a Squeaky Door Erika looked up and became so frightened she vomited up a guitar.They happened upon a pile of Stonehenge Rocks humming psychotically so they flipped them over and found Anthony wielding a saw but there was No Way in Hell he could take them down so he decided to make music with them instead. As they meandered through a dense mist for thousands of years they saw a clearing in the distance. And as they stepped into it they heard a

"GWAAAFFFFAAAAAAAAAPPPPPANNNNNOOOOOAEEEK!" and they stared down and found a muddy Eugene. He forgave them for stepping on him and they had an Orgy of Music in the forest beneath a giant moon, an inspirational Catalyst that created a Polyphonic Monk... a

AUTUMN TURLEY-Violin

ERIKA BOJNOWSKI-Guitar

ANTHONY YOUSKO-Saw

EUGENE MERKER-Vocals and Madness

JED PINELL-Accordion

RIKI-Bass

LEO-Cello and Drums